Okay, so here’s the tea. Simone Biles — you know, Olympic royalty, four-foot-eight inches of pure power — recently tried to rock a blazer from Kylie Jenner’s clothing line Khy, and, well… the jacket tried to wear her.
Seriously, sis took one mirror selfie in the thing and the internet spiraled.
What Happened Exactly?
She posted the pic on Instagram wearing what appears to be Kylie’s “Faux Leather Oversized Blazer”, which sells for a casual $138 (because why wouldn’t fake leather cost more than a week of groceries?). Simone captioned it, and I quote:
“Ms. kylie jenner this is a crime !!!!!!”
😂😭
Honestly? Valid.
Then she hit us with this gem:
“this is not an XXS/XS.”
And she’s right! That thing was swimming on her. We’re talking “little kid tries on mom’s work clothes” levels of oversized.
Let’s take a moment to remember: Kylie’s site says the model wearing this blazer is 5’11” and still calls it XXS. Like… what is this? XXL in denial?
Fans Had Thoughts
The comments section? Pure chaos in the best way. People were like:
- “Girl you are not adult size.”
- “If it’s oversized on someone a foot taller than you, maybe just… no?”
Honestly, where’s the lie?
But not everyone was dragging. Some petite queens came through with solidarity:
“It’s not the jacket, it’s us 😭 The struggle when you’re under 5’3”! Everything oversized turns into a tent!”
And someone else spilled that they bought a bunch of stuff from Khy and yeah — apparently none of it is made for people under 5’7“. So basically, if you’re not runway tall, you’re outta luck?
Bonus Drama: Kylie’s Sizing Saga
Oh, and let’s not forget Kylie’s swimwear line from back in the day. Remember that disaster? Yeah, people are still traumatized. One commenter said:
“Lol, people been complaining about sizing. Her swimsuit line was crazyyyyyy lol.”
We remember. We haven’t healed.
Moral of the story? If you’re fun-sized like Simone, maybe steer clear of anything with the word “oversized” on Kylie’s site. Or do what Simone did and wear it anyway — but just know you’ll look like you’re starring in a blazer-themed remake of Honey, I Shrunk the Gymnast.
Fashion: it’s a gamble.
